Queen Whining!

Jadzia: OMC someone help us, TSB has been doing math again - this time to rationalize that she's not been spending too much time on her PDA! This bean is just looking for an excuse I tell you! Here's her rationalization. Of the nearly 127 dayss she's had the PDA, it's only been on 16% of the time she's had it. And once you take out all the hours she's either been out hunting or sleeping, she's only had access for it for an accumulated 73 days, of which she's only been on it 28% of the time. We say it's a load of used litter! We say she hasn't been on the PDA that much according to her "numbers" that she's not been on the big machine nearly long enough! She's not spent enough time posting our pictures for us, visiting our friends with us, etc. Yes, TSB, we're saying you filled up a whole page of paper with a bunch of big numbers for nothing! NOTHING! You're not the, uhm, assistant, we asked you to be! We demand more PC time, more pictures, more visiting!
TSB: Well let's see here. I just spent 3 hours in front of said machine reformatting YOUR blog, and then flew up out of bed to fix a critical mistake less than 30 minutes after I had laid down. Never mind you guys don't tend to stay still or be cute long enough for me to get the camera unless you're sleeping most of the time. So until you guys start figuring out how to make greenbacks like I do, ya'll are just going to have to deal with what I can give you!
But that takes the whole fun out of it!
TSB: Like it's any fun for me hunting day in and day out? HA! Nonetheless, I do it, come home, take care of the (good) boy, feed you, clean your litterbox, play with you, cuddle you, and am generally at your beck and call every moment I'm here. I fly out of bed when you get sick, rush you to the vet when you need it, tend to wounds, and make sure you have a solid roof over your head. One would think you'd be a little more understanding considering!
BUT... BUT!!!
Curzon: Let me take over here. Sheesh, sis, you surely know how to screw things up. What she's trying to say, TSB, is that we love you and we DO appreciate what you do even though we don't necessarily show it the best. We just think you don't help us visit as much as we should! And everyone likes seeing us sleep, because we're just so darn cute!
Jadzia: You make that sound too "nice" boy. You getting all soft on me? Do I need to start treating you like I treat Nimbus? Do I need to re-toughen you up?
Curzon: Oh please, missy, I OWN mean. I will happily demonstrate this in the morning, as I do every morning. It seems I have to keep reminding you that I'm top cat around here. And you seem to forget I taught that boy how to be mean. He just chooses not to be.
Jadzia: Are you calling my boy a wimp?
Curzon: Nope. He can squirm out of TSB's arms better than even I can. He's so squirmy he can even outsquirm YOU - and how that's possible, I don't know. He just understands that TSB doesn't need another mean cat because the two of us already are a handful for her to say the least. Now if you will excuse me, there's a piece of paper here on the floor that needs to be taught a lesson.
Nimbus: Ya'll got it wrong. I've ALWAYS been the good boy. From the day I was born, I strived to be a good cat, to be everything you two were but better. I never protest outside the litterbox. I never wake the beans up while they're sleeping (unless the food bowl's empty). I never put the bitey on them (unless TSB is wrasslin' with me). I rarely wrassle with either one of you because TSB worries about one of us getting hurt since all three of us tend to be quite rough.
TSB: That is for sure! Luckily all the injuries have been minor, but there's been a few nipped ears, a few scratches and a LOT of mouthfulls of fur! You three have very sharp back claws, and considering how much both of you boys use them, I do worry about more severe injuries from them, though I know you guys would never intentionally hurt one another. That's why I let you guys box but I supervise. It's not just the entertainment factor, though it is hilarious to watch you guys sometimes. It's also to make sure no one gets hurt. And Jadzia, you rubbing up on my hand while I'm typing and sticking your nose literally within a half inch of the PDA screen does NOT help me blog for you. It actually makes it a little more difficult.
Jadzia: I'm trying to tell you to go to a bigger machine! Get up! You know, all the good things in life don't show up so well on such a small screen!
TSB: After a long week, up ANYWHERE just doesn't feel very good right now. This nice, soft, comfy, warm bed is quite inviting and relaxing right now, so you're just going to have to settle! Perhaps tomorrow when I'm up and about more I'll get on the big machine and post all the comments I've been saving for you guys and post some new pictures. If you guys cooperate, perhaps I'll be able to get enough up to last us a few days!
Curzon: You know, sis, it's kinda more important that she spends time with us, don't ya think? Yesh, we've hit it big now, with our own blog and stuff, but we still got to think about each other! We usually don't have too much of a hard time getting TSB to take pics of us after she comes home from hunting unless she's just too tired to sit up. Let's let her enjoy today. It IS Sunday after all, a day MEANT for relaxing!
Jadzia: OK fine, but her lap is MINE! BACK OFF big boy!
Curzon: Oh please, I'll just hypnotize her with my handsome, sweet, begging kitty face that makes her pick me up and makes you run away!
Nimbus: Ya'll forgot something, you two meanies!
No we didn't...
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Be well everyone and enjoy the rest of your weekend!