The Rivalry Begins Again

Hey folks, Nimbus here. I just want to register a complaint here, while the other two are off doing their own thing.
As you may know, TSB has spent the last couple days sorting through all the pics she's taken of us through the last couple months. Well folks, she's taken a LOT of pictures (529), but, my Cod, she's getting neglectful of me! Of the individual pics, I got photographed the LEAST! It's not even fair! What's so special about big boy? Yes, I know he had her first, but I was the baby born right in front of her! Why, even mean@rse aka my mother aka Jadzia got more pictures taken than I did! It just seems unfair! It's not like it was even close!
Hey runt, shut up and stop complaining. We both got neglected. It's not like I was a close second to big boy. You were more of a close 3rd. I'm sorry 37% to 28% isn't even close!
But mom, I did even worse! 25 measly percent of all individual shots!
Well, there's only so many pictures she's going to take of you sleeping! And that's all you do - sleep and hide!
I do not!!!!!
Why don't ya'll both just shut up and stop whining. I can't help I'm the most handsome cat here! How many other times have I been the one neglected? Plenty! And do you ever hear me complain? Nope!
BUT IT'S NOT FAIR! We...
Wait a minute, I am NOT agreeing with the runt, am I? Can he possibly be right? No way... Naughty rules! Now if you all will excuse me, I need to go put the runt in his place.
TSB: Oh no you don't missy. You stay right there. He didn't do anything wrong, none of you did. Do I need to whip out the handfull of pics I got of you hanging out with the boy?
Noooooo!!!! How embarassing! If I'm not smacking him, I don't want to see it!
Ok, then Queenie, you just stay put where you are, Curzon's obviously not going anywhere, and Nimbus obviously is happy wherever he went off to. Everyone chill.
Well, if the fat boys can chill...
HEY! WE'RE NOT FAT! We're mancats, we're supposed to be bigger than your little midget butt! We have to be because it's OUR job to defend and protect! That means we need more muscles than you could possibly ever imagine.
A lot of good that does you, Curzon. You still can't catch me. And it's not like the runt even TRIES. And TSB, I'm still not happy with you. I expect more pictures of me next time.
We'll see, Queenie. It's not like I'm trying to take more of one of you than the other. It's just the way it goes.
Happy Monday, everyone!