Confoosed!

We is confoosed! TSB said something about maybe coming home early from hunting, but she was even later than normal - and she didn't walk all da way home, either! And on top of that, her fur is gone! Well, ok, not all of it, but it's like going from a DLH to a DSH cat! She calls it a "haircut" but we say we barely recognize her! Now what am I supposed to whack? What's my sisfur supposed to barf in (she never has but she deserves opportunity as a NKC cat, right?)... What's the runt supposed to make her pull out? This is all wrong! WRONG I tell you! If we hafta be furry and hot, so should she!
Speaking of which, she thinks she knows what got sisfur sick Sunday morning - because it happened again. She thinks sisfur got too warm and it upset the lil wimp's belleh! Now I know mah sisfur is a tough mean@ss and all that... But her belleh is as big a wimp as there ever was! But hey, it got us a saucer of cold milk again, so I guess I shouldn't complain, right?
Oh and the runt is doing good. He's finally (so far) holding steady UNDER 5 units! Alright, it's just barely, not even a half unit, but it's progress! TSB is hopeful he can hold steady, even with the occasional milk treat because of his mom. We'll see how that goes. We're trying to stay positive.
So before we go, we're going to ask everyone to purr for Neala and Keiko's families as well as all the rest of our angel furiends' families and for the get well purrs for Petie, Cokie, and all the other cats not feeling well. We know how far purrs go; Nimbus' recovery proved that. We so want to pass them on to everyone else and we ask that you join us. C'mon, if Boo can do it, so can you! What's stoppin' ya? Use dem purr motors! Rev 'em up and make sure effuryone can hear dem! We can do it!
Peace out from my (finally) quiet empire.

Count Chocula
aka King Curzon