Alright the spammers are so lazy they can't even do their homework.
1. They tried to say I was suspended from ebay for extremely poor seller reviews - when I only buy!
2. They emailed to the wrong email addy.
3. They sure didn't try to mask the link they provided DOESN'T go to ebay.com!
Hahahaha! Nice try, fools! Stupid is as stupid does, and I ain't stupid! But thank you for the laugh!