ATTN MY GOOD FRIENDWE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU MUST COMPENSATE US WITH FIVE HUNDREDTHOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.Kindly Read The Full Details Of My Message Through Attached Mail Above.GOD IS WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.YOURS FAITHFULLYMR JEFF SMITH
Ok, first of all, where's MY money? MOL!!! I didn't know I was getting anything! And second of all, even IF I had any, what makes this "Mr. Smith" think I'd share with him? *cough*
And no, I didn't click on the attachment. D'oh. But wasn't that kinda funny?