MOL some spammers...

I rarely read my spam, for obvious safety reasons, but now and then I happen upon one I just have to read because it's so comical! Take THIS one for example:

ATTN MY GOOD FRIEND

 

 

WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOU MUST COMPENSATE US WITH FIVE HUNDRED

THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE YOUR MONEY.

 

Kindly Read The Full Details Of My Message Through Attached Mail Above.

 

GOD IS WITH US AS WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY

 

MR JEFF SMITH

Ok, first of all, where's MY money? MOL!!! I didn't know I was getting anything! And second of all, even IF I had any, what makes this "Mr. Smith" think I'd share with him? *cough*

And no, I didn't click on the attachment. D'oh. But wasn't that kinda funny?