Tuesday, May 27, 2008

OMFGG

OMFGG Mr. Cat just made the most incredible pot roast EVER. It was so good it fell apart - like m&m's - melting in the mouth. WOWSERS. I'm not a big pot roast fan - or of anything that requires a lot of chewing. I want to eat, not chew chew chew. And the flavor.... OMGG. I sure hope this wasn't a one-time freak wonder!

And on a side note, I very VERY rarely post anything I get in email on the blog, but this one was so funny I had to. Thanks Walter!

According to a news report, Golden Grove high school was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Priceless!
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers....and then there are educators!

2 comments:

Walter parker said...

You are welcome Lynx. It will eventually appear in my blog too, (with comment) when I get around to it. Got a couple of other things on the go first. Have a great day there.

Kahless said...

lmfao!